Being Bald Is Actually Good For Your Health

 

While losing your hair prematurely as a man may be the worst thing since 9/11, there are, as it happens, many benefits to living the #BaldLife.

Full disclosure lads: I have a discernible amount of head on my hair. The exact hair line requires a telescope to be seen and my forehead is basically Ben Nevis, but I’ve still got more than enough to play around with in front of girls when they approach me to ask for my number, leaving me all nervous and jittery.
Check this out:

I know what you’re thinking:

• Hates craft ale and Coldplay
• Lives for banter
• So loaded he doesn’t even notice his monthly Netflix subscription fee
• Makes cups of tea that elicit surprised praise
• Can sell sand to Arabs

For the most part, it’s absolutely fantastic. Seriously. Having hair is great, though a part of me gets jealous when I think about the following things I’m missing out on…

A lower risk of cancer:
OK, so this is the best one. Also, apologies for jumping from a jokey intro into something quite #serious.

According to Babamail, they report how a study found men who began the balding process at a young age had a 45 per cent less chance of getting prostate cancer compared to lads with a full head of hair.
How? According to the research, long-term exposure to large quantities of testosterone – a cause for male baldness – can slow the development of tumours.

 

It’s more masculine:

That’s right fellas, if you’ve got a slap-head women think you’re more of a bloke in all other aspects – I assume this is because customarily, men who are bald are usually middle aged and thus more experienced and veteran?
It’s hard to be masculine as a 20-year-old who likes Ed Sheeran and has ‘Woah woah woah <3’ as his Tinder opening line.
Tip: to be a real man, it’s essential you part ways with your hair, smash 20 chicken breasts a day and become swole – better yet, push your sheared hair from the barber floor together and elbow slam it in front of all the thick-haired beta males sat waiting for their turn.
A bald scalp is seen to be associated with more manly professions like soldiers, police and firemen, so if you work in middle management and have a hair line which begins half an inch up from your eyebrows, consider yourself out of the evolutionary contest.


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